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Meet Starlettes™ creator Kathy Johnson

Kathy Johnson, lawyer and web narrator . . .
is the Starlette Universe creator!

Her kid Katy J is a beauty queen
who brought Starlettes to
Pageantry Magazine!

For 8 years, Starlettes appeared in Pageantry.
And now Starlettes are here in all their majesty!

So, for all you gals who twinkle and grin:
The Starlette phenomenon is set to begin!

 

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Wholesome fun and pun-filled experience and advice for pre-teen and teen girls — and the entire family.


Evil Eva's
A Devilish Diva!
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There's always someone
to spoil the fun,
and Eva's evil is never done!
Conniving and smart,
she's lacking a heart.
Beware of this dud
It's said she sucks blood!


Meet Starlettes™ creator Kathy Johnson
Kathy Johnson, lawyer and web narrator . . .
is the Starlette Universe creator!

Her kid Katy J is a beauty queen
who brought Starlettes to Pageantry Magazine!

For 8 years, Starlettes appeared in Pageantry.
And now Starlettes are here in all their majesty!

So, for all you gals who twinkle and grin:
The Starlette phenomenon is set to begin!


Meet the Starlettes' Artist: Satirist Dick Kulpa
From political cartoons to satire magazines,
Cartoonist Dick Kulpa's been at the scenes!

Newspapers galore have published his strips;
Because of the Starlettes, he's learned to draw lips!

As 'Captain Cartoon' he paints near the waters;
And draws lots of girls, since he's trained by his daughters!

That's why the Starlettes, as pretty as pearls,
are destined to become 'America's Girls!'


Need Homework Help? Email Bekka!
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The Starlettes' genius in residence knows more than most Presidents!



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STARLETTE UNIVERSE™ features teen girl and pre-teen girl humor, poetry and verse, puns, cartoon features and comic strips, offering fun and frolic — and sage — advice

Starlettes™ and ©2010 Kathy Johnson All Rights Reserved


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Official Website of America's Sweet 'Arts...the Famed Starlettes!


Meet America's Sweet 'Arts!

Lizzie Starlette
Lizzie has food on
the brain — and she's a bit vain!
Jinnie Starlette
Jinnie's eco-geek
smart — and a
total sweet 'art'!
Bekka Starlette
Bekka's #1 in
smarts — with an IQ
off the charts!
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Ashlee's so just
stylin' — & a beauty
when she's smilin'!
Skylar Starlette
Skylar's blonde
and ditzy — and
sooo-oo totally ritzy!
Sallee Starlette
Sallee's a great
sport — on and
off the court!

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The Girls WELCOME You!

If you want your life better — not any worse,
It’s time to enter the Starlette Universe!
This is the pun-niest place on earth —
There's "six-appeal", joy and wonderful mirth!


It's the clothes-est thing to heaven you’ll find.
These Starlettes are glammin’ and slammin’ the mind!Sallee dancing with a book
skylar and punkinStarlettes love shopping & trying clothes on.
Trust me, these Starlettes have lots going on!


Starlettes enjoy the hobby of "boying,"
though all bets are off when guys get annoying!
Starlettes are kickin’ that zany teen scene.
They really hate bullies. Know what I mean?

All of the Starlettes are colorful teens!
Jinnie and $Lizzie are turning bright green!

Bekka is usually burning bright red.
Skylar, in hot pink, turns every guy’s head.

Ashlee
Liz loves choco — which makes her heart flutter!
And Skylar is passionate for peanut butter!
Starlettes work out, so they’ll look even thinner —
Then they can eat at Loopy’s for dinner!

One rule sacred to our Starlette gals —

Is to never have evil friends for pals!
Lizzie FrolicksAnd two more things that Starlettes all nix —
Are behaving as snobs and forming tight cliques!


The Starlette life isn’t: “All about me.”
The Starlette life credo is: “All about we!”
By transforming their differences into blends
The Starlettes have learned to be wonderful friends
.

BUT. . .
The Starlette Universe is not sugar & spice —
The Starlette Universe is not paradise.
Starlettes are cursed by evil girl Eve!
Her black magic chillingly is NOT make-believe!

Starlettes do not like Eva one “BIT!”
Jinnie They think she grows fangs when she is twi-lit.
They think that she feeds on blood — and gut!Bekka stumbles
Is Eva an evil vampire, or what?

The Starlettes will make you do a double take.
Their s
PUNkin' is sure to keep you awake!
If having some fun is what you are after,
The Starlettes will help you live happily ever “laugher!”


Follow the "miss"adventures of
America's Sweetest Sixtet -- & Punkin the Pet -- right here on
starletteuniverse.com!

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Starlettes™ and ©2010 Kathy Johnson All Rights Reserved
Site and all its content ©2010 Kathy Johnson
Yes, you can advertise here!
For advertising, licensing and all other queries
email Starlette Universe

The Starlettes frolic in whimsical poem,
Through these lines you'll get to know 'em!

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